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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 15:25
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
How can we get rid of viral fever naturaly?
Then came..
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Loons and Moons
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.